This Was Your Life Via Stream of Conscious

For a while I’ve debated starting a new FBG category solely revolving around stream of conscious dictation as maybe it would prompt me to write more. This style would be able flow without planning any topic ahead of time. However, I’m not sure how many sane-minded people could read a continuous string of thought… especially my brand of thought.

So what is this “brand” of thought that I’ve so egotistically labeled as my own as if nobody else has ever dreamt it? It probably has to do something with butterflies being eaten by bees over some territorial dispute over purple flowers. If you’re having trouble envisioning that terrifically confusing scene of nature, it’s essentially Beedrill vs Butterfree in a Pokémon battle from your pre-teen years, which I’m sure you’re actively trying to forget. All that acne and sudden growth of Chia curly body hair couldn’t have been good for your dignity.

Now say what you want about ‘accidentally’ getting boners in gym class and being embarrassed, but you know that girl you were staring at in her short shorts saw what you were packing. You’re going to be wearing skinny jeans in a few years anyway in an active attempt to convince every girl that if they can see your crushed sack through your pants, then… Well then you probably won’t be having kids anytime soon because your soldiers down below have been cutoff from the blood supply due to their denim stranglehold.

I don’t want to single out my readers here to only the male point of view, especially because I think a large group of readers are of the opposite gender… Probably about 50%… That’s a good number. Some of them may be in a pre-op situation too where they are actually 50% as one person. Wacky, huh? Umm so yeahhhhhh I’ve suddenly come to a roadblock in thoughts as that last one may have disturbed my animalistic mind. I have a feeling this is where all these streaming posts will end on an abrupt thought.

Carrot juice and strippers.

When I’m done saving the world from homeless seagulls and cranberries, you can sit down with me as we go over some Random Ramblings