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The Girls Quick Guide To Looking Unattractive (and possibly like a man)
THE GIRLS QUICK GUIDE TO LOOKING UNATTRACTIVE (…and possibly like a man)
- Wear a ratty long grey T-shirt that hasn’t been washed in at least 6 weeks (let the smell build up some)
- Wear light blue baggy basketball shorts longer than your knee (possibly sagging)
- Wear shoes that were once white but now have turned a yellowish color (for bonus points, yellow shoes should match teeth)
- Keep your hair up in a bun with strategically placed crazy strands of hair trying to get free as if they’re escaping prison
- Never be seen without a cigarette in your mouth
- For accessories, it’s best to have a crying toddler tightly gripped by your hand (dragging them down the sidewalk)
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Geoff Wilson
A long grey….? I need to know so I don’t wear it.
shirt haha. thanks for catching that. as you can see, I don’t proofread…sometimes it ends up more interesting this way
Damn…I have one of those…but it doesn’t stink. I’m in the clear!
these do all work in conjunction with each other so a similar shirt by itself may not always be horrible (ooo also, I meant to write T-shirt to be specific). look at it this way, there’s better things to walk around in public with than some stained wal-mart grey tee